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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 421 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1156 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,849 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 514 | 28% |
| Smokes | 602 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 335 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 398 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $373,447 of utility $218 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 408 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zxvds ムーンスターズ | 86% | 7 |
| #2 | Koldy | 70% | 40 |
| #3 | vessnaa | 67% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zxvds ムーンスターズ | 86% | 7 |
| #2 | Koldy | 70% | 40 |
| #3 | vessnaa | 67% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vessnaa | 4 | 0.0220 |
| #2 | Koldy | 2 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koldy | 297 | 0.40 | 7 min |
| #2 | Zxvds ムーンスターズ | 8 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #3 | vessnaa | 4 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arena | +6.28 | 79 | 44 |
| #2 | Koldy | +3.48 | 73 | 62 |
| #3 | Zxvds ムーンスターズ | +1.85 | 39 | 28 |
| #4 | vessnaa | -4.87 | 38 | 19 |





