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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 945 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 297 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 175 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 85 matches | ||
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9402 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,178 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4700 | 51% |
| Smokes | 3025 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1015 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 438 | 5% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,168,836 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 494 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | catboy gaming | 61% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | catboy gaming | 61% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | catboy gaming | 8 | 0.0080 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | catboy gaming | 199 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | catboy gaming | +1.23 | 55 | 58 |
| #2 | DREOMM_ | +1.09 | 49 | 36 |





