








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 447 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 151 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4073 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,300 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2470 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2391 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 624 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 1815 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $906,352 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 332 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | khong biet choi | 67% | 54 |
| #2 | Z00WE | 66% | 117 |
| #3 | W1llow | 59% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | khong biet choi | 67% | 54 |
| #2 | Z00WE | 66% | 117 |
| #3 | W1llow | 59% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Z00WE | 10 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | W1llow | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | W1llow | 405 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #2 | Z00WE | 293 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | khong biet choi | 170 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Heisenberg | +3.72 | 85 | 44 |
| #2 | W1llow | +1.60 | 88 | 49 |
| #3 | Z00WE | +1.14 | 68 | 50 |
| #4 | khong biet choi | -1.10 | 65 | 57 |





