








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 202 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
601 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,660 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 663 | 25% |
| Smokes | 678 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 655 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 664 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $133,245 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 942 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoKerSMILE117 | 50% | 6 |
| #2 | Erothz | 45% | 11 |
| #3 | Baby_Bunny | 38% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoKerSMILE117 | 50% | 6 |
| #2 | Erothz | 45% | 11 |
| #3 | Baby_Bunny | 38% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Baby_Bunny | 3 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Erothz | 3 | 0.0140 |
| #3 | JoKerSMILE117 | 1 | 0.0093 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Erothz | 35 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #2 | JoKerSMILE117 | 27 | 0.25 | 0 min |
| #3 | Baby_Bunny | 13 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Erothz | +10.95 | 89 | 67 |
| #2 | JoKerSMILE117 | -1.65 | 10 | 46 |
| #3 | Flow | -2.64 | 50 | 39 |
| #4 | Baby_Bunny | -4.27 | 12 | 26 |





