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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 264 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 101 matches | ||
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Wingman | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




99 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2248 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,359 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1090 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1338 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 500 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 431 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,524,135 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 211 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joey Miller, PhD | +2.90 | 59 | 31 |
| #2 | Bramthor Eat Dat! | +0.18 | 15 | 31 |
| #3 | PEAKSILVER | -0.50 | 45 | 35 |
| #4 | Julescools10 | -1.09 | 13 | 23 |
| #5 | Schizoid | -1.98 | 4 | 28 |





