








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 488 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 78 matches | ||
| Wingman | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




90 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2566 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,028 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2874 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2156 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1831 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1167 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,245,835 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 720 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | riko | 76% | 25 |
| #2 | jS | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | Ciri | 52% | 251 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | riko | 76% | 25 |
| #2 | jS | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | Ciri | 52% | 251 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ciri | 4 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ciri | 218 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #2 | jS | 70 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #3 | riko | 12 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | riko | +2.11 | 82 | 53 |
| #2 | Ciri | +1.60 | 80 | 48 |
| #3 | Kaiser | +1.54 | 73 | 42 |
| #4 | jS | +0.57 | 81 | 66 |





