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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 111 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1137 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,170 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 360 | 17% |
| Smokes | 682 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 658 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 470 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $437,345 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Firefox | 50% | 12 |
| #2 | Annegret | 48% | 31 |
| #3 | Nba-YB38 | 47% | 17 |
| #4 | cswumm | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Firefox | 50% | 12 |
| #2 | Annegret | 48% | 31 |
| #3 | Nba-YB38 | 47% | 17 |
| #4 | cswumm | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cswumm | 50 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #2 | Annegret | 29 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | Nba-YB38 | 23 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Firefox | 6 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cswumm | +1.36 | 77 | 63 |
| #2 | hank | +0.58 | 44 | 35 |
| #3 | Annegret | -0.23 | 34 | 63 |
| #4 | Firefox | -1.03 | 25 | 27 |
| #5 | Nba-YB38 | -2.26 | 66 | 50 |





