








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 38 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 215 matches | ||
| Wingman | 171 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




84 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4083 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,000 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3757 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3794 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 5248 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 4201 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $967,963 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 932 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kyle Gru | 56% | 27 |
| #2 | Jamal | 51% | 316 |
| #3 | DiddyBlud_67_NIKLAS_PENTTILĂ„ | 41% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kyle Gru | 56% | 27 |
| #2 | Jamal | 51% | 316 |
| #3 | DiddyBlud_67_NIKLAS_PENTTILĂ„ | 41% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jamal | 33 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | DiddyBlud_67_NIKLAS_PENTTILĂ„ | 5 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | Kyle Gru | 2 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jamal | 565 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #2 | Kyle Gru | 71 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | DiddyBlud_67_NIKLAS_PENTTILĂ„ | 39 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jari | +3.06 | 82 | 65 |
| #2 | Jamal | -0.83 | 69 | 55 |
| #3 | Kyle Gru | -2.11 | 47 | 55 |
| #4 | DiddyBlud_67_NIKLAS_PENTTILĂ„ | -5.47 | 43 | 52 |





