








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 841 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 328 matches | ||
| Wingman | 189 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




235 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7403 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,822 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4734 | 23% |
| Smokes | 5407 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5268 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5413 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,821,858 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3125 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/seeeetttt71 | 79% | 43 |
| #2 | osius|40fps | 52% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/seeeetttt71 | 79% | 43 |
| #2 | osius|40fps | 52% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | osius|40fps | 24 | 0.0108 |
| #2 | twitch.tv/seeeetttt71 | 3 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | osius|40fps | 322 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | twitch.tv/seeeetttt71 | 25 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/seeeetttt71 | +16.51 | 99 | 77 |
| #2 | Elegancki Pan | +1.74 | 45 | 51 |
| #3 | osius|40fps | -4.13 | 41 | 54 |





