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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
38 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 153 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 34 | 22% |
| Smokes | 34 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 48 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 37 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $16,025 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Floppa | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | Estockholmo | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | Josa | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | Jacob | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Floppa | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | Estockholmo | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | Josa | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | Jacob | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Floppa | 2 | 0.0206 |
| #2 | Jacob | 1 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | Estockholmo | 1 | 0.0110 |
| #4 | Josa | 1 | 0.0233 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jacob | 28 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #2 | Floppa | 8 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #3 | Estockholmo | 5 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | Josa | 1 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Floppa | +4.10 | 53 | 56 |
| #2 | Estockholmo | +0.98 | 25 | 63 |
| #3 | Josa | +0.03 | 49 | 21 |
| #4 | Jacob | -1.50 | 21 | 51 |
| #5 | Cookie_monsterNOM | -4.22 | 9 | 23 |





