








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 213 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 203 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2315 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,724 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1464 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1190 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1694 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1376 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $951,829 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 609 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seeker | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | SC | 42% | 57 |
| #3 | Blasphemous | 40% | 15 |
| #4 | positivecsgoplayer | 35% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seeker | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | SC | 42% | 57 |
| #3 | Blasphemous | 40% | 15 |
| #4 | positivecsgoplayer | 35% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | positivecsgoplayer | 8 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | SC | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Blasphemous | 1 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | positivecsgoplayer | 396 | 0.31 | 9 min |
| #2 | Blasphemous | 90 | 0.28 | 3 min |
| #3 | Seeker | 56 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | SC | 32 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blasphemous | +1.17 | 64 | 62 |
| #2 | Seeker | +0.92 | 66 | 65 |
| #3 | raiseherblade | +0.41 | 59 | 41 |
| #4 | SC | +0.17 | 75 | 42 |
| #5 | positivecsgoplayer | -1.20 | 63 | 61 |





