








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 129 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 202 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1626 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,871 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2024 | 52% |
| Smokes | 775 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 252 | 7% |
| Molotovs | 820 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $344,487 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 73 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alextic | 48% | 84 |
| #2 | Kagemitsu | 31% | 45 |
| #3 | Padi66 | 30% | 112 |
| #4 | HochMeister_Eclairus | 30% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alextic | 48% | 84 |
| #2 | Kagemitsu | 31% | 45 |
| #3 | Padi66 | 30% | 112 |
| #4 | HochMeister_Eclairus | 30% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Padi66 | 8 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Alextic | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Kagemitsu | 4 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alextic | 180 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | Padi66 | 77 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | HochMeister_Eclairus | 70 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | Kagemitsu | 11 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alextic | +3.12 | 43 | 63 |
| #2 | HochMeister_Eclairus | -0.67 | 17 | 40 |
| #3 | Kagemitsu | -1.41 | 44 | 22 |
| #4 | GROSnono | -1.96 | 22 | 39 |
| #5 | Padi66 | -4.60 | 21 | 27 |





