








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 313 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 74 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1796 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,663 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 492 | 18% |
| Smokes | 622 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 999 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 550 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $558,182 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 455 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Sqyen | 44% | 25 |
| #5 | Cieiz | 35% | 86 |
| #6 | raivo raivo raivo | 31% | 16 |
| #7 | roller | 27% | 11 |
| #8 | TheBananaOne | 13% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zoraky | 5 | 0.0105 |
| #2 | bmw enjoyer | 5 | 0.0214 |
| #3 | roller | 2 | 0.0097 |
| #4 | Cieiz | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Sqyen | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bmw enjoyer | +6.13 | 79 | 70 |
| #2 | M1ldoN1ldo | +2.59 | 80 | 47 |
| #3 | zoraky | +1.52 | 74 | 57 |
| #4 | roller | +0.68 | 59 | 32 |
| #5 | Sqyen | -1.67 | 64 | 30 |





