








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 369 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 492 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5045 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,332 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1420 | 43% |
| Smokes | 802 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 705 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 405 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,781,648 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 201 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TR |πΊπ―π°π΅πΆπ©π° | 49% | 37 |
| #2 | SY KIRITO. | 46% | 39 |
| #3 | Dante | 45% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TR |πΊπ―π°π΅πΆπ©π° | 49% | 37 |
| #2 | SY KIRITO. | 46% | 39 |
| #3 | Dante | 45% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dante | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | SY KIRITO. | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | TR |πΊπ―π°π΅πΆπ©π° | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dante | 140 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #2 | TR |πΊπ―π°π΅πΆπ©π° | 76 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | SY KIRITO. | 67 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dante | +0.98 | 59 | 67 |
| #2 | Arti of Sparkle | -0.02 | 90 | 21 |
| #3 | TR |πΊπ―π°π΅πΆπ©π° | -0.11 | 69 | 38 |
| #4 | SY KIRITO. | -0.67 | 84 | 44 |





