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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 63 matches | ||
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4377 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,788 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5330 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6543 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4102 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4813 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $970,883 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 571 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Euphoria | 78% | 73 |
| #2 | moky | 67% | 58 |
| #3 | Gandalf | 65% | 174 |
| #4 | Flight | 59% | 80 |
| #5 | Viggo.RST | 55% | 412 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Euphoria | +5.31 | 85 | 61 |
| #2 | moky | +2.90 | 81 | 64 |
| #3 | Flight | +2.31 | 70 | 61 |
| #4 | Viggo.RST | +1.43 | 74 | 59 |
| #5 | Gandalf | +1.20 | 87 | 60 |





