








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 927 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2195 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,855 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 477 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1154 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 323 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 901 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $350,382 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 316 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krycha007 csgocases_com | 56% | 70 |
| #2 | Krowzoid | 53% | 108 |
| #3 | kasmus | 51% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krycha007 csgocases_com | 56% | 70 |
| #2 | Krowzoid | 53% | 108 |
| #3 | kasmus | 51% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krowzoid | 42 | 0.0218 |
| #2 | kasmus | 33 | 0.0189 |
| #3 | Krycha007 csgocases_com | 27 | 0.0216 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krowzoid | 171 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | kasmus | 138 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | Krycha007 csgocases_com | 119 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krycha007 csgocases_com | +5.86 | 64 | 48 |
| #2 | DroopyPoopy✨🧨 | +3.65 | 71 | 25 |
| #3 | Krowzoid | -2.72 | 18 | 25 |
| #4 | kasmus | -2.97 | 15 | 25 |





