








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 78 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
556 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,517 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 339 | 22% |
| Smokes | 419 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 284 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 475 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $242,054 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 92 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | remix | 213 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #2 | price | 43 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | mazxt1x- | 21 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #4 | adonis mana de lemn | 20 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #5 | ⃟⃟⃟⃟X Ts1øge | 15 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⃟⃟⃟⃟X Ts1øge | +4.15 | 52 | 57 |
| #2 | mazxt1x- | +2.81 | 76 | 50 |
| #3 | cafea neagra | +1.83 | 95 | 57 |
| #4 | adonis mana de lemn | +0.86 | 63 | 62 |
| #5 | remix | +0.49 | 71 | 49 |





