








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 360 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1291 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,245 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4015 | 49% |
| Smokes | 1559 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1486 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1185 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $622,159 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 310 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Audi RS5 | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | TKOY | Bisse | 57% | 61 |
| #3 | spaceunicorn2441 | 54% | 173 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Audi RS5 | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | TKOY | Bisse | 57% | 61 |
| #3 | spaceunicorn2441 | 54% | 173 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TKOY | Bisse | 4 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | spaceunicorn2441 | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Audi RS5 | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spaceunicorn2441 | 205 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #2 | TKOY | Bisse | 196 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #3 | Audi RS5 | 9 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spaceunicorn2441 | +2.64 | 73 | 47 |
| #2 | Jyri Possu | +0.59 | 52 | 63 |
| #3 | TKOY | Bisse | -0.80 | 40 | 63 |
| #4 | Audi RS5 | -1.91 | 22 | 28 |





