








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 66 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
313 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,288 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 412 | 32% |
| Smokes | 411 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 215 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 250 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $212,577 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Manjansen | 50% | 6 |
| #2 | tiki | 50% | 26 |
| #3 | Kola.달빛 | 43% | 53 |
| #4 | conan shelby | 32% | 31 |
| #5 | Kiyaan | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Manjansen | 50% | 6 |
| #2 | tiki | 50% | 26 |
| #3 | Kola.달빛 | 43% | 53 |
| #4 | conan shelby | 32% | 31 |
| #5 | Kiyaan | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kola.달빛 | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | tiki | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Kiyaan | 1 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kola.달빛 | 94 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | tiki | 65 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | Kiyaan | 34 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | Manjansen | 24 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #5 | conan shelby | 12 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiyaan | +6.19 | 62 | 38 |
| #2 | Manjansen | +4.90 | 72 | 77 |
| #3 | tiki | +4.85 | 77 | 64 |
| #4 | Kola.달빛 | +0.33 | 50 | 46 |
| #5 | BluRn | -4.53 | 9 | 41 |





