








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 114 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
234 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,172 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 219 | 19% |
| Smokes | 266 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 391 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 296 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $56,961 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mtw | 54% | 13 |
| #2 | Super Succ | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | Papa IV Kr I | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mtw | 54% | 13 |
| #2 | Super Succ | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | Papa IV Kr I | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mtw | 2 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | Papa IV Kr I | 1 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Super Succ | 1 | 0.0108 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Papa IV Kr I | 38 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #2 | mtw | 12 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #3 | Super Succ | 5 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nebojerozo | +1.79 | 44 | 74 |
| #2 | Super Succ | +1.19 | 60 | 66 |
| #3 | Papa IV Kr I | -1.23 | 29 | 60 |
| #4 | mtw | -2.72 | 45 | 59 |





