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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
821 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,093 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 571 | 27% |
| Smokes | 538 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 383 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 601 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $543,860 of utility $232 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 462 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PrinzSaphyre. | 60% | 40 |
| #2 | FlashBang | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | Arvvo | 50% | 10 |
| #4 | Eeyore™ | 50% | 14 |
| #5 | [T] | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PrinzSaphyre. | 60% | 40 |
| #2 | FlashBang | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | Arvvo | 50% | 10 |
| #4 | Eeyore™ | 50% | 14 |
| #5 | [T] | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eeyore™ | 4 | 0.0138 |
| #2 | PrinzSaphyre. | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | [T] | 2 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | FlashBang | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [T] | 47 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #2 | Eeyore™ | 39 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | PrinzSaphyre. | 27 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | Arvvo | 22 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #5 | FlashBang | 21 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [T] | +4.18 | 88 | 59 |
| #2 | Eeyore™ | +1.00 | 87 | 65 |
| #3 | PrinzSaphyre. | +0.84 | 59 | 26 |
| #4 | Slifer The Sky Dragon | +0.14 | 55 | 45 |
| #5 | Arvvo | -0.62 | 38 | 53 |





