








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 197 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1088 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,540 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1075 | 30% |
| Smokes | 725 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 747 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 993 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $211,272 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 207 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vetsku | 50% | 16 |
| #2 | Danu ❄ | 50% | 66 |
| #3 | ✯♕𝕁𝕦𝕦𝕤𝕠♕✯ | 50% | 114 |
| #4 | Alabertti | 28% | 18 |
| #5 | Matias | 0% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vetsku | 50% | 16 |
| #2 | Danu ❄ | 50% | 66 |
| #3 | ✯♕𝕁𝕦𝕦𝕤𝕠♕✯ | 50% | 114 |
| #4 | Alabertti | 28% | 18 |
| #5 | Matias | 0% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Danu ❄ | 10 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | ✯♕𝕁𝕦𝕦𝕤𝕠♕✯ | 8 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Alabertti | 2 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | vetsku | 2 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alabertti | 96 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #2 | ✯♕𝕁𝕦𝕦𝕤𝕠♕✯ | 95 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #3 | Danu ❄ | 74 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | vetsku | 28 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Matias | 11 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Danu ❄ | +3.37 | 54 | 41 |
| #2 | vetsku | +2.49 | 52 | 58 |
| #3 | ✯♕𝕁𝕦𝕦𝕤𝕠♕✯ | +1.94 | 65 | 34 |
| #4 | Symsam112 | -0.76 | 37 | 46 |
| #5 | Alabertti | -3.59 | 17 | 45 |





