








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 44 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 79 matches | ||
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Premier | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3134 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,968 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2477 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2933 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1003 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 2555 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $724,037 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 780 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mrufek | 29 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | PIKA PIKA PIKABOO | 28 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | Fredzi0 | 16 | 0.0121 |
| #4 | sandigra g4skins | 9 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | J4coobヅ | 8 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PIKA PIKA PIKABOO | +6.61 | 93 | 27 |
| #2 | J4coobヅ | +5.74 | 90 | 60 |
| #3 | Fredzi0 | +3.20 | 81 | 52 |
| #4 | magixx | +0.94 | 74 | 53 |
| #5 | mrufek | +0.92 | 73 | 45 |





