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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1797 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,456 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 409 | 28% |
| Smokes | 304 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 345 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 398 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $349,637 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☁Cloudy☁ | 56% | 9 |
| #2 | Ashen One | 53% | 59 |
| #3 | Aven | 52% | 21 |
| #4 | Sp1nt0wn | 51% | 53 |
| #5 | ariana | 46% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Aven | 52% | 21 |
| #4 | Sp1nt0wn | 51% | 53 |
| #5 | ariana | 46% | 28 |
| #6 | ToorDuiwel* | 43% | 14 |
| #7 | Lucifer | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sp1nt0wn | 10 | 0.0098 |
| #2 | Ashen One | 9 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | ariana | 8 | 0.0139 |
| #4 | ToorDuiwel* | 4 | 0.0152 |
| #5 | Lucifer | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ashen One | 92 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #2 | Lucifer | 83 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #3 | ariana | 50 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Aven | 33 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Sp1nt0wn | 18 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ToorDuiwel* | +3.61 | 67 | 39 |
| #2 | Mageza207 | +2.38 | 76 | 34 |
| #3 | Ashen One | +0.31 | 64 | 48 |
| #4 | ariana | +0.25 | 76 | 44 |
| #5 | Aven | -1.46 | 18 | 62 |





