








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 14 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 170 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2111 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,165 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4131 | 51% |
| Smokes | 2081 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 730 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 1223 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $491,752 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4̶f̶u̶n̶?꧁AMOR♕FATİ꧂ | 48% | 44 |
| #2 | ~ Thug Life 666~_^ | 47% | 101 |
| #3 | 4̶f̶u̶n̶¿sptmbrjke☁ | 40% | 43 |
| #4 | ton’opso* | 26% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4̶f̶u̶n̶?꧁AMOR♕FATİ꧂ | 48% | 44 |
| #2 | ~ Thug Life 666~_^ | 47% | 101 |
| #3 | 4̶f̶u̶n̶¿sptmbrjke☁ | 40% | 43 |
| #4 | ton’opso* | 26% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ~ Thug Life 666~_^ | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | 4̶f̶u̶n̶?꧁AMOR♕FATİ꧂ | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | 4̶f̶u̶n̶¿sptmbrjke☁ | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | ton’opso* | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4̶f̶u̶n̶¿sptmbrjke☁ | 171 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #2 | ~ Thug Life 666~_^ | 147 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | 4̶f̶u̶n̶?꧁AMOR♕FATİ꧂ | 57 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | ton’opso* | 31 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4̶f̶u̶n̶?꧁AMOR♕FATİ꧂ | +0.34 | 84 | 53 |
| #2 | DT11 | +0.07 | 74 | 71 |
| #3 | ~ Thug Life 666~_^ | -0.01 | 62 | 58 |
| #4 | 4̶f̶u̶n̶¿sptmbrjke☁ | -0.86 | 54 | 51 |
| #5 | ton’opso* | -2.58 | 58 | 52 |





