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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
175 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 434 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 184 | 42% |
| Smokes | 45 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 38 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 167 | 38% |
Our logs show you have wasted $107,664 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 75 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jypsy Hussle | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | zzodd | 57% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jypsy Hussle | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | zzodd | 57% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zzodd | 26 | 0.0361 |
| #2 | Jypsy Hussle | 1 | 0.0192 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jypsy Hussle | 11 | 0.21 | 0 min |
| #2 | zzodd | 9 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zzodd | +4.66 | 16 | 7 |
| #2 | Jypsy Hussle | -0.11 | 8 | 51 |
| #3 | Meowji | -0.51 | 13 | 26 |





