








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 997 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 353 matches | ||
| Premier | 273 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 114 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




81 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6115 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,103 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2213 | 24% |
| Smokes | 369 | 4% |
| HE Grenades | 3585 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 2936 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,813,300 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 828 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | meow :3 | 477 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #2 | V3LX | 237 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #3 | Zyzz | 122 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | buqrak:3 | 69 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | [Priminity] Vace | 51 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zyzz | +2.54 | 79 | 44 |
| #2 | Katzenficker | +1.86 | 81 | 36 |
| #3 | meow :3 | +0.93 | 74 | 40 |
| #4 | [Priminity] Vace | +0.93 | 56 | 43 |
| #5 | V3LX | -0.85 | 56 | 34 |





