








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 194 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
428 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,303 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 640 | 28% |
| Smokes | 655 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 493 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 515 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $282,755 of utility $211 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hjördis-täti | 315 | 0.39 | 10 min |
| #2 | AlpoKurkinen | 76 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | Peruna | 30 | 0.27 | 1 min |
| #4 | Bil Tema | 25 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #5 | junnu1000 | 25 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peruna | +3.50 | 52 | 69 |
| #2 | Bil Tema | +3.33 | 66 | 72 |
| #3 | Palis | +2.25 | 40 | 74 |
| #4 | AlpoKurkinen | +1.62 | 33 | 65 |
| #5 | Hjördis-täti | +1.32 | 27 | 86 |





