








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 135 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1789 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,376 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 524 | 22% |
| Smokes | 447 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 761 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 644 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $101,434 of utility $16 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 136 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Conarrr | 50% | 80 |
| #2 | applecore (ᴳѕ) | 33% | 70 |
| #3 | Aokcasualguy | 29% | 52 |
| #4 | Vibing | 27% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Conarrr | 50% | 80 |
| #2 | applecore (ᴳѕ) | 33% | 70 |
| #3 | Aokcasualguy | 29% | 52 |
| #4 | Vibing | 27% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vibing | 16 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Conarrr | 8 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | applecore (ᴳѕ) | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Aokcasualguy | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Conarrr | 129 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | applecore (ᴳѕ) | 68 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | Aokcasualguy | 60 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Vibing | 16 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aokcasualguy | +8.62 | 74 | 45 |
| #2 | Conarrr | +1.60 | 43 | 41 |
| #3 | Archie-_-101 | -1.82 | 31 | 21 |
| #4 | applecore (ᴳѕ) | -4.75 | 7 | 25 |
| #5 | Vibing | -4.94 | 7 | 7 |





