








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 604 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 355 matches | ||
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3515 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,724 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2391 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4860 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 3009 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2464 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $558,931 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 174 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ɲ๏ώąţ€Ќ97 | 54% | 94 |
| #2 | Rapałik | 44% | 165 |
| #3 | Young_Olix CSGOSKINS | 43% | 72 |
| #4 | nikoblok1 | 39% | 66 |
| #5 | jaszczur zwyrol | 36% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ɲ๏ώąţ€Ќ97 | 42 | 0.0219 |
| #2 | Rapałik | 39 | 0.0124 |
| #3 | tulek.211jaszcziCASE.GIFT | 8 | 0.0110 |
| #4 | jaszczur zwyrol | 6 | 0.0096 |
| #5 | Young_Olix CSGOSKINS | 5 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rapałik | 429 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | ɲ๏ώąţ€Ќ97 | 375 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #3 | nikoblok1 | 144 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | Young_Olix CSGOSKINS | 31 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | tulek.211jaszcziCASE.GIFT | 25 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ɲ๏ώąţ€Ќ97 | +4.92 | 57 | 68 |
| #2 | jaszczur zwyrol | +0.00 | 46 | 20 |
| #3 | lisek | -0.00 | 50 | 52 |
| #4 | Rapałik | -0.31 | 62 | 52 |
| #5 | nikoblok1 | -1.00 | 17 | 49 |





