








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 201 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 102 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2527 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,534 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1895 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1628 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1377 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1634 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $455,212 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 168 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m1xerr | 76% | 17 |
| #2 | Skrym | 76% | 38 |
| #3 | tUGArn On Twitch[off] | 69% | 16 |
| #4 | ♿ TTV-plutinus20 𓅓 | 58% | 24 |
| #5 | Thebreaker | 58% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Thebreaker | 58% | 31 |
| #6 | NoRulezZ神 | 56% | 70 |
| #7 | El-Celsini | 55% | 11 |
| #8 | ZEDINHO | 55% | 22 |
| #9 | Shivaa3o | 53% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZEDINHO | 8 | 0.0181 |
| #2 | NoRulezZ神 | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Thebreaker | 4 | 0.0065 |
| #4 | Skrym | 4 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | m1xerr | 2 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NoRulezZ神 | 163 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #2 | tUGArn On Twitch[off] | 79 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #3 | Thebreaker | 78 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | ♿ TTV-plutinus20 𓅓 | 69 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | Skrym | 57 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m1xerr | +5.27 | 97 | 62 |
| #2 | Skrym | +4.24 | 87 | 59 |
| #3 | 1280x960 | +3.39 | 88 | 60 |
| #4 | ZEDINHO | +1.65 | 89 | 63 |
| #5 | NoRulezZ神 | +1.40 | 89 | 66 |





