








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 626 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 102 matches | ||
| Wingman | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3805 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,423 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1511 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1414 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 2968 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 2530 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $996,655 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1819 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☆Reemi ツ | 71% | 24 |
| #2 | PEPE-AWP | 59% | 37 |
| #3 | MaTTh3w | 55% | 51 |
| #4 | Mr.Krabs | 47% | 59 |
| #5 | !¡ MATRO ¡! | 40% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.Krabs | 62 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #2 | !¡ MATRO ¡! | 55 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | ☆Reemi ツ | 33 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | PEPE-AWP | 19 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | MaTTh3w | 15 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☆Reemi ツ | +3.79 | 83 | 62 |
| #2 | MaTTh3w | +3.57 | 95 | 23 |
| #3 | PEPE-AWP | +3.31 | 84 | 41 |
| #4 | Mr.Krabs | +2.00 | 84 | 47 |
| #5 | Hladik_ | +1.11 | 63 | 47 |





