








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 994 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 407 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 103 matches | ||
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4374 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,309 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6736 | 24% |
| Smokes | 8663 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 6150 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6760 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,081,006 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2317 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M.ulQvist(AKA mehicon donkki) | +6.05 | 78 | 66 |
| #2 | agefe | +3.22 | 68 | 63 |
| #3 | Pandex | +1.30 | 55 | 50 |
| #4 | Tantti | +0.43 | 55 | 58 |
| #5 | Snyp | -0.43 | 31 | 52 |





