








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 300 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 227 matches | ||
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3610 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,359 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2539 | 35% |
| Smokes | 746 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 1972 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2102 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,859,810 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 131 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ミン トリエット | 41% | 99 |
| #2 | Harry Potter | 41% | 34 |
| #3 | Интернационал | 39% | 144 |
| #4 | Alice | 38% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ミン トリエット | 41% | 99 |
| #2 | Harry Potter | 41% | 34 |
| #3 | Интернационал | 39% | 144 |
| #4 | Alice | 38% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Интернационал | 47 | 0.0173 |
| #2 | ミン トリエット | 25 | 0.0128 |
| #3 | Alice | 13 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | Harry Potter | 6 | 0.0090 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Интернационал | 634 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| #2 | Alice | 484 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #3 | ミン トリエット | 281 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | Harry Potter | 129 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Интернационал | +3.36 | 73 | 62 |
| #2 | ミン トリエット | +2.97 | 44 | 60 |
| #3 | Harry Potter | +2.09 | 43 | 54 |
| #4 | Alice | -2.01 | 5 | 53 |
| #5 | 樫村紗名 | -2.05 | 24 | 40 |





