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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 148 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 176 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




109 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3586 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,099 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6037 | 50% |
| Smokes | 478 | 4% |
| HE Grenades | 3849 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1735 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $479,567 of utility $59 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 631 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dsg1 Lox | 34 | 0.0213 |
| #2 | Ariel | 28 | 0.0161 |
| #3 | PinkJesus | 20 | 0.0098 |
| #4 | spoder_man | 19 | 0.0083 |
| #5 | Yuki ♿ | 14 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fizbin | +5.72 | 82 | 20 |
| #2 | Dsg1 Lox | +5.03 | 71 | 29 |
| #3 | PinkJesus | +4.92 | 80 | 52 |
| #4 | Yuki ♿ | +3.46 | 78 | 47 |
| #5 | VANCOCK | -0.83 | 52 | 53 |





