








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1907 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1060 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 122 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11227 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,809 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10233 | 26% |
| Smokes | 11691 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 9969 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 7916 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,116,451 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 434 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ngừi Hướn Nụi ♡ | 63% | 76 |
| #2 | Hey126dargon | 58% | 72 |
| #3 | KhoaiBauTroi | 53% | 131 |
| #4 | Snape | 53% | 262 |
| #5 | instagram | 51% | 421 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Uncle D | 1387 | 0.18 | 29 min |
| #2 | ⚡ deece | 1103 | 0.14 | 27 min |
| #3 | instagram | 1073 | 0.12 | 25 min |
| #4 | April 30ᵗʰ 1975 | 730 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #5 | Snape | 633 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Judy | +2.51 | 70 | 69 |
| #2 | instagram | +1.97 | 77 | 58 |
| #3 | X4 | +1.71 | 78 | 54 |
| #4 | Ngừi Hướn Nụi ♡ | +1.28 | 44 | 64 |
| #5 | Eugenestic | +1.02 | 74 | 51 |





