








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 360 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Wingman | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 96 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




127 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4269 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,623 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2500 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3294 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1644 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2185 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,585,368 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 232 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChaussetteDeLuxe | 53% | 40 |
| #2 | fiantre of zebra | 51% | 37 |
| #3 | Tiz_xeno | 49% | 117 |
| #4 | ◥★◤KoZmoZ | 41% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChaussetteDeLuxe | 53% | 40 |
| #2 | fiantre of zebra | 51% | 37 |
| #3 | Tiz_xeno | 49% | 117 |
| #4 | ◥★◤KoZmoZ | 41% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tiz_xeno | 23 | 0.0113 |
| #2 | ◥★◤KoZmoZ | 20 | 0.0187 |
| #3 | ChaussetteDeLuxe | 11 | 0.0137 |
| #4 | fiantre of zebra | 5 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fiantre of zebra | 130 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #2 | Tiz_xeno | 104 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | ◥★◤KoZmoZ | 87 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | ChaussetteDeLuxe | 11 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChaussetteDeLuxe | +2.10 | 87 | 16 |
| #2 | 是种族主义者 | +1.57 | 55 | 42 |
| #3 | ◥★◤KoZmoZ | -0.31 | 60 | 44 |
| #4 | fiantre of zebra | -0.42 | 63 | 47 |
| #5 | Tiz_xeno | -2.95 | 26 | 19 |





