








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 166 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2063 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,588 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1823 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1975 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1673 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1117 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $392,883 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ハツネチア | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | enanan | 4 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | نماد رودولف | 4 | 0.0104 |
| #4 | Otto von Alvensleben | 3 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | Potarozz | 2 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ハツネチア | 246 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| #2 | Otto von Alvensleben | 102 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #3 | enanan | 82 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | نماد رودولف | 61 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | i believe in Kita supremacy | 23 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Emmo74 | +4.27 | 85 | 58 |
| #2 | SovietAI ChatRPG RPG-7 | +1.45 | 39 | 67 |
| #3 | Otto von Alvensleben | +1.21 | 35 | 66 |
| #4 | i believe in Kita supremacy | -0.06 | 58 | 46 |
| #5 | Potarozz | -2.29 | 32 | 21 |





