








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 414 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 156 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




162 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3172 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,561 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2774 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2587 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2451 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2749 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $346,209 of utility $34 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fanta_cz | +5.43 | 64 | 50 |
| #2 | ♿-Peek - mega hiper strong man | +1.67 | 24 | 39 |
| #3 | CS.PROjachym743 | -0.18 | 25 | 40 |
| #4 | ♿-Peek matous743 | -0.48 | 22 | 47 |
| #5 | ♿-Peek Nodry_cz | -1.96 | 18 | 32 |





