








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 639 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 421 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4277 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,137 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2320 | 14% |
| Smokes | 4303 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6306 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 4208 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,547,935 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 293 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝖍ΩΩ𝖉𝖞.𝖈𝖘 ツ | 47% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝖍ΩΩ𝖉𝖞.𝖈𝖘 ツ | 47% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝖍ΩΩ𝖉𝖞.𝖈𝖘 ツ | 5 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝖍ΩΩ𝖉𝖞.𝖈𝖘 ツ | 85 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝖍ΩΩ𝖉𝖞.𝖈𝖘 ツ | -0.14 | 46 | 53 |
| #2 | Ares | -0.84 | 31 | 47 |





