








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 91 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 119 matches | ||
| Wingman | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1061 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,970 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 437 | 22% |
| Smokes | 806 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 409 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 318 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $88,288 of utility $22 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 97 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flashly | 68% | 19 |
| #2 | CS2SKINS.GIFT AddePADDA | 44% | 54 |
| #3 | MrBistos | 40% | 20 |
| #4 | WillsonMcdillson | 37% | 82 |
| #5 | Haqs | 34% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CS2SKINS.GIFT AddePADDA | 196 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #2 | Haqs | 144 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | WillsonMcdillson | 82 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | valter.stalnacke | 70 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #5 | MrBistos | 38 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Haqs | +4.42 | 51 | 44 |
| #2 | valter.stalnacke | +2.12 | 61 | 57 |
| #3 | Flashly | +1.82 | 30 | 41 |
| #4 | WillsonMcdillson | +0.56 | 32 | 30 |
| #5 | CS2SKINS.GIFT AddePADDA | +0.47 | 39 | 47 |





