








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 266 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2037 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,139 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1202 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1169 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1299 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1469 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $547,072 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 432 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/poprostukronset | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | swift muss | 70% | 40 |
| #3 | THE MOST | 64% | 67 |
| #4 | ksanax | 61% | 84 |
| #5 | 70% cheater | 56% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | THE MOST | 195 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #2 | swift muss | 124 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | ksanax | 87 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Ch4mE1EoN | 60 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | 🅩🅤🅒🅗🅘🅝🅘🅞 | 43 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | THE MOST | +2.76 | 81 | 64 |
| #2 | swift muss | +2.11 | 82 | 58 |
| #3 | twitch.tv/poprostukronset | +2.00 | 86 | 52 |
| #4 | ksanax | +1.47 | 90 | 53 |
| #5 | dawiderek | +0.89 | 76 | 60 |





