








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 321 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




105 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1757 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,577 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2312 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1895 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2288 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2082 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $493,444 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vilokkine | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | Mouman | 42% | 48 |
| #3 | Tomppaa | 36% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vilokkine | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | Mouman | 42% | 48 |
| #3 | Tomppaa | 36% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomppaa | 29 | 0.0186 |
| #2 | Mouman | 20 | 0.0210 |
| #3 | vilokkine | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomppaa | 273 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | Mouman | 104 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | vilokkine | 22 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomppaa | +1.28 | 76 | 55 |
| #2 | vilokkine | +0.94 | 69 | 42 |
| #3 | elvypack | +0.06 | 56 | 59 |
| #4 | Mouman | -1.49 | 66 | 50 |





