








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 227 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 150 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




79 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1869 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,279 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2271 | 53% |
| Smokes | 548 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 643 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 817 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $554,166 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | π₯πΈπ³π½πͺ | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | Drda | 58% | 72 |
| #3 | Kovos | 56% | 64 |
| #4 | OlrightXD | 52% | 91 |
| #5 | Miskaaaal | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OlrightXD | 262 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | Spejlik | 242 | 0.32 | 4 min |
| #3 | Drda | 195 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | Kovos | 32 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | π₯πΈπ³π½πͺ | 31 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ni Kao | +2.93 | 66 | 52 |
| #2 | π₯πΈπ³π½πͺ | +1.75 | 63 | 58 |
| #3 | OlrightXD | +0.96 | 56 | 55 |
| #4 | Drda | -0.73 | 72 | 59 |
| #5 | Kovos | -1.79 | 37 | 28 |





