








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 596 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1013 matches | ||
| Wingman | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 139 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




100 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7003 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,238 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7776 | 21% |
| Smokes | 11466 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 10642 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 6354 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,378,592 of utility $55 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 531 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝘭𝘺𝘵𝘦 | 55% | 93 |
| #2 | ELM ♕ Hamudi California | 53% | 234 |
| #3 | Mokonsan | 48% | 92 |
| #4 | Sir-MLGRick | 47% | 184 |
| #5 | LME ♕ Habibi Blocksberg | 47% | 297 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Sir-MLGRick | 47% | 184 |
| #5 | LME ♕ Habibi Blocksberg | 47% | 297 |
| #6 | LME ♕ ErikssoN | 46% | 344 |
| #7 | Aladin Waschmaschin | 44% | 125 |
| #8 | b3autiful. | 42% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ELM ♕ Hamudi California | 21 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | LME ♕ ErikssoN | 20 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | LME ♕ Habibi Blocksberg | 12 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | b3autiful. | 12 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | Sir-MLGRick | 8 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LME ♕ ErikssoN | 1749 | 0.24 | 46 min |
| #2 | ELM ♕ Hamudi California | 564 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #3 | 𝘭𝘺𝘵𝘦 | 237 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | LME ♕ Habibi Blocksberg | 208 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #5 | b3autiful. | 190 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝘭𝘺𝘵𝘦 | +4.67 | 75 | 62 |
| #2 | LME ♕ ErikssoN | +3.87 | 62 | 74 |
| #3 | Sir-MLGRick | +0.30 | 39 | 37 |
| #4 | Aladin Waschmaschin | +0.17 | 51 | 29 |
| #5 | ELM ♕ Hamudi California | -0.09 | 32 | 52 |





