








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1053 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 186 matches | ||
| Wingman | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4171 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,570 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1938 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2383 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1362 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1887 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,291,795 of utility $222 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 457 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KakariKatho | 47% | 154 |
| #2 | puppy | 41% | 58 |
| #3 | wrex | 38% | 73 |
| #4 | braindead.af | 36% | 146 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KakariKatho | 47% | 154 |
| #2 | puppy | 41% | 58 |
| #3 | wrex | 38% | 73 |
| #4 | braindead.af | 36% | 146 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | braindead.af | 9 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | wrex | 9 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | KakariKatho | 8 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | puppy | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KakariKatho | 881 | 0.28 | 20 min |
| #2 | braindead.af | 588 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #3 | puppy | 360 | 0.30 | 6 min |
| #4 | wrex | 324 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KakariKatho | +3.61 | 64 | 70 |
| #2 | wrex | +0.65 | 51 | 65 |
| #3 | Shяek | +0.27 | 62 | 34 |
| #4 | braindead.af | -2.87 | 30 | 59 |
| #5 | puppy | -3.99 | 20 | 49 |





