








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 104 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
680 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,557 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 309 | 20% |
| Smokes | 308 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 374 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 566 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $334,191 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f1l1p | 65% | 23 |
| #2 | WR3NCHIK | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | Saaglee | 58% | 33 |
| #4 | WR3NCHIK | 42% | 12 |
| #5 | Aninkq | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saaglee | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | f1l1p | 2 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | WR3NCHIK | 2 | 0.0095 |
| #4 | WR3NCHIK | 1 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f1l1p | 68 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #2 | Saaglee | 42 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | WR3NCHIK | 28 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #4 | WR3NCHIK | 27 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Aninkq | 17 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f1l1p | +10.58 | 88 | 58 |
| #2 | WR3NCHIK | +1.21 | 61 | 58 |
| #3 | Jordán7XD | -0.35 | 49 | 41 |
| #4 | WR3NCHIK | -0.77 | 59 | 31 |
| #5 | Saaglee | -1.18 | 31 | 50 |





