








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 560 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 127 matches | ||
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2464 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,806 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1318 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2036 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1060 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1392 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $792,364 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 333 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PyhäQuokka15 | 54% | 37 |
| #2 | jurii | 52% | 81 |
| #3 | (o)sku#000000 | 51% | 84 |
| #4 | Kape | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PyhäQuokka15 | 54% | 37 |
| #2 | jurii | 52% | 81 |
| #3 | (o)sku#000000 | 51% | 84 |
| #4 | Kape | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jurii | 9 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | (o)sku#000000 | 8 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Kape | 6 | 0.0110 |
| #4 | PyhäQuokka15 | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | (o)sku#000000 | 142 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | PyhäQuokka15 | 121 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | Kape | 86 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | jurii | 67 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jurii | +2.77 | 86 | 41 |
| #2 | montyx | +0.88 | 76 | 51 |
| #3 | Kape | +0.78 | 77 | 48 |
| #4 | PyhäQuokka15 | +0.48 | 66 | 45 |
| #5 | (o)sku#000000 | -1.53 | 67 | 54 |





