








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 70 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1464 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 729 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 120 | 16% |
| Smokes | 225 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 114 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 270 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $191,490 of utility $29 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skidmark422 | 49% | 92 |
| #2 | alt+f4 | 48% | 185 |
| #3 | thogga | 45% | 111 |
| #4 | noge | 44% | 48 |
| #5 | sol | 41% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skidmark422 | 49% | 92 |
| #2 | alt+f4 | 48% | 185 |
| #3 | thogga | 45% | 111 |
| #4 | noge | 44% | 48 |
| #5 | sol | 41% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sol | 6 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | alt+f4 | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | skidmark422 | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | noge | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | thogga | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alt+f4 | 270 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #2 | thogga | 139 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | sol | 91 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | skidmark422 | 66 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | noge | 55 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sol | +6.70 | 66 | 22 |
| #2 | skidmark422 | +5.25 | 72 | 27 |
| #3 | thogga | +2.05 | 65 | 32 |
| #4 | alt+f4 | +0.68 | 38 | 25 |
| #5 | noge | -0.47 | 72 | 40 |





