








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 852 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 281 matches | ||
| Wingman | 184 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7664 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,863 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4708 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4602 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3608 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2945 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,599,204 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 331 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antiks | 54% | 110 |
| #2 | V | 50% | 64 |
| #3 | Bolbi Stroganowski | 49% | 177 |
| #4 | someBLM | 47% | 89 |
| #5 | Mortalsrixon | 47% | 200 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antiks | 13 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Bolbi Stroganowski | 12 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | V | 7 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | someBLM | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | 0-255oz | 4 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antiks | 437 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #2 | Mortalsrixon | 254 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | 0-255oz | 115 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | someBLM | 105 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | [COUP] Paron | 71 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antiks | +2.41 | 75 | 67 |
| #2 | Juan Deag | +2.38 | 73 | 54 |
| #3 | [COUP] Paron | +0.02 | 47 | 68 |
| #4 | 0-255oz | -0.13 | 55 | 38 |
| #5 | someBLM | -0.48 | 72 | 53 |





